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Kiva Restaurant
(1 ratings)
(303) 832-5482
3090 Downing Street, Denver, CO 80205
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July 26, 2008 @ 10:51 PM
a diner from Denver, CO
Hi. I'm that guy that was in there at 6:30 on 7/26/08.
It was horrible. The service was awful. The big-screen was flashing a dish network instruction to "Press select to watch TV" yet staff refused to do so. The margaritas were watered-down mix with a spritz of hairspray (and not the good kind, like White Rain stuff). The entree was microwaved into a rock-hard chunk for which no amount of pseudo-casia-cumin sauce could overshadow. How could salsa and chips be ruined? Kivas found a way. The chips were warm, but hard and greasy. The salsa was unique in its jaw-dropingly terrible texture and flavor.
Horrible horrible horrible. Never again.
It was horrible. The service was awful. The big-screen was flashing a dish network instruction to "Press select to watch TV" yet staff refused to do so. The margaritas were watered-down mix with a spritz of hairspray (and not the good kind, like White Rain stuff). The entree was microwaved into a rock-hard chunk for which no amount of pseudo-casia-cumin sauce could overshadow. How could salsa and chips be ruined? Kivas found a way. The chips were warm, but hard and greasy. The salsa was unique in its jaw-dropingly terrible texture and flavor.
Horrible horrible horrible. Never again.
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July 26, 2008 @ 10:51 PM
a diner from Denver, CO
Hi. I'm that guy that was in there at 6:30 on 7/26/08.
It was horrible. The service was awful. The big-screen was flashing a dish network instruction to "Press select to watch TV" yet staff refused to do so. The margaritas were watered-down mix with a spritz of hairspray (and not the good kind, like White Rain stuff). The entree was microwaved into a rock-hard chunk for which no amount of pseudo-casia-cumin sauce could overshadow. How could salsa and chips be ruined? Kivas found a way. The chips were warm, but hard and greasy. The salsa was unique in its jaw-dropingly terrible texture and flavor.
Horrible horrible horrible. Never again.
It was horrible. The service was awful. The big-screen was flashing a dish network instruction to "Press select to watch TV" yet staff refused to do so. The margaritas were watered-down mix with a spritz of hairspray (and not the good kind, like White Rain stuff). The entree was microwaved into a rock-hard chunk for which no amount of pseudo-casia-cumin sauce could overshadow. How could salsa and chips be ruined? Kivas found a way. The chips were warm, but hard and greasy. The salsa was unique in its jaw-dropingly terrible texture and flavor.
Horrible horrible horrible. Never again.
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July 26, 2008 @ 10:51 PM
a diner from Denver, CO
Hi. I'm that guy that was in there at 6:30 on 7/26/08.
It was horrible. The service was awful. The big-screen was flashing a dish network instruction to "Press select to watch TV" yet staff refused to do so. The margaritas were watered-down mix with a spritz of hairspray (and not the good kind, like White Rain stuff). The entree was microwaved into a rock-hard chunk for which no amount of pseudo-casia-cumin sauce could overshadow. How could salsa and chips be ruined? Kivas found a way. The chips were warm, but hard and greasy. The salsa was unique in its jaw-dropingly terrible texture and flavor.
Horrible horrible horrible. Never again.
It was horrible. The service was awful. The big-screen was flashing a dish network instruction to "Press select to watch TV" yet staff refused to do so. The margaritas were watered-down mix with a spritz of hairspray (and not the good kind, like White Rain stuff). The entree was microwaved into a rock-hard chunk for which no amount of pseudo-casia-cumin sauce could overshadow. How could salsa and chips be ruined? Kivas found a way. The chips were warm, but hard and greasy. The salsa was unique in its jaw-dropingly terrible texture and flavor.
Horrible horrible horrible. Never again.
